Our Clandestine Meeting

I’m crying because Jackie Chan is just… HE SANG ‘I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.’

lets-die-laughing:

So much Asian pride right now.

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Bitch at my lit table: I, like, literally fell a thousand feet.

Me: What.

Her: Yeah.

Me: You should be dead.

Her: Wait, not LITERALLY.

Me: BITCH YOU SAID LITERALLY.

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fuckyounonsten:

stay-alive-tribute:

He wears aprons
I wear hunting boots
He’s the boy with the bread
And I’m the boy with the snares.

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Haha, you just stuck your finger down your throat.

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Doctor Who | The Satan Pit

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fyeahrk:

OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR LORD HELP ME SHE’S TELLING HIM HOW TO DRIVE THE BOAT HIS FACE OMG SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!!!

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